Sunday Fail headlnes now in..."David Cameron doesn't care what the polls say when he wins the election he'll deport them anyway". whispered into the ear of chairman eric pickles don't worry we've a man who can inside the poll companies and the polls will soon be looking better for us. Plus our man from straford has got this nifty gadget for the daily polls as soon as someone votes Lib dem, next time they are polled they can't log on and leave a vote, and so we exclude them from the crucial last minute figs, don't worry the polls will soon be looking in our favour" shit.. shit.. i've hit send thats on the way to the printers ...stop it, we've got 30 mins before print run. Whispered into Dr No's ear er.... sir... there's a problemwith that.. you....er... ordered a complete interweb shut down so that your blanket media coverage have its ...er...usual effect. Aaaargh... newsfeed latest in.... white kitten bludgened to death in mysterious incident somewhere in the murky party machine.